The Poop Altar

Today, we launch our Poo Diary, where we chronicle the daily worship of our fine neighbors at the Poop Altar. This may be a short-lived site. It all depends on the tenacity and faith of our friends and neighbors.

Here we have the lay of the land on the day of our official launch. As you can see, we have a total of four gifts at the Altar - three Blue-gifts and one Brown-gift. We believe these are legacy gifts and there may not have been any recent donations by the Congregation.

Have faith, children. Have faith.

Today, we take one for the team (or the congregation as it were) and take it upon ourselves to remove the offerings from the altar and the area around the altar.

While we thought there were only four offerings to remove, there were many many more. on the order of about twelve to fifteen. We were too busy retching, though to count.

Let's see what happens at the altar. Now that it is clean, we can track our congregation's activities more closely.

This is our play by play of this morning's collection activity. The irony here is that the dog makes the poo, a human bags the poo, another human picks up the bagged poo and bags the picked up bagged poo and the another human picks up the bagged bagged poo and puts it in a garbage truck.

Circle of life, baby. Circle of life.