The Poop Altar

So we've slacked quite a bit on our diarrhea of events at the poop altar. We shall remedy this constipation forthwith or else Poop Operative RP will surely punish us for our poor posting habits.

This image was taken after the Poo Collector came to remove all the offerings from the altar. Looks good, eh? Poo free.

No such luck, dear follower of poo annals. Check this out:

The worshipper has discovered a sacred Poo Crack to deposit the offering in.

Curses!

Two days and poo is 404. Fingers are crossed. Legs too.

Just to prove we aren't all-poo-all-the-time, we ran off to London to do some Poo field work. Here is a pair of Royal Poo Makers hard at work. Which begs the question, does the queen shit in the woods?

While we were in the UK, we found some geese. We like geese. Some people don't, because they poo. We don't think poo-discrimination is right, though. Don't be a hater! We all poo. Some of us are even full of shit.

Amazing what you'll find in this world. Here is the Poo Collector at a UN World Heritage Site. The UN wants you to believe this is some sort of sacred solar worship thing, but we know the truth! This was the Poop Altar that served this part of the world.

Why is it so big? Have you ever seen Dinosaur poo? It's the big shit.

While in the UK, we also visited the ancient Poop Altar at Avebury. The experience at Avebury is more - ahem - tactile than Stonehenge. The visitor gets to walk around a pasture to "experience" the stones. Since the visitor walks around in a sheep pasture, the visitor gets to experience the magic of sheep droppings. Sheep are extremely prolifict Poo Factories.

If you see a dark cricle in this image, chances are it is poo. Praise Jeebus this ancient Poop Altar is still in use today. Seven thousand years and still pooping! Hooray.

You might wonder how it is that this ancient poop altar still has offerings. This image shows the hidden secret to continued poo production.

The other day, we were leaving the Poop Observatory and we noticed something odd at the Altar of Poop.

Upon closer inspection, we found this:

BIG GIANT POOP We were stunned, to say the least. Ordinarily, the offerings are in small bags and hidden in the cracks of the altar. To see three offering bags, bursting at the seems with unknown organic matter was enough to make you repent your sins, and get your sneakers on. Xenu was coming for us, we knew it.

Xenu never came that day, though. That bastard.