The other day, we were leaving the Poop Observatory and we noticed something odd at the Altar of Poop.
Upon closer inspection, we found this:
BIG GIANT POOP We were stunned, to say the least. Ordinarily, the offerings are in small bags and hidden in the cracks of the altar. To see three offering bags, bursting at the seems with unknown organic matter was enough to make you repent your sins, and get your sneakers on. Xenu was coming for us, we knew it.
Xenu never came that day, though. That bastard.